
Image by Stephen Collins from Guardian.co.uk
See more on the Guardian website - also love the 'I am the Internet'one. Genius.

After a frustrating visit to an auction house - the words "As seen on 'Flog It'" should probably have warned us no bargains were to be had - we ventured to Lewisham to the best salvage yard in the world.
I just wish I needed gigantic crystal chandeliers, cast iron radiators and a million mismatch chairs. Not to mention the five foot bronze of a parrot ... One day ...
And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.I never rocked the knee highs and mary janes look, but still ... like way influential....
Rather pleased. Much easier than expected, set but not too set, and ever so strawberryish. Yum.
Highest praise from my friend's three year old, Little O, who must have it on crumpets for breakfast..